Ladies and gentlemans! Hold your pants (and panties) you are about to witness the 7th wonder of the world (What is 6th you may ask. Well don't ask me! This is THE 7th!). Silence please...
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*explotion!*
HERE IT IS: STRAIGHT FROM THE ONLY DARK SIDE GARAGE! Invented by the genious minds of Chemical Bro's (later stated as CB) (which might be under the influense currently...) Constructed from the magical components of the land of the rising sun with loving hands of forest grown Finnish CB's. THE Magical Obscure Racing Equipment of Powerful Wonder Racers HONDA TUNING DEVICE (later stated as MOREPWR)!
Please save your gasps and applauses until you have got one through our world wide retail network for installation into your mom's Civic's. Price is only, 999 999 USmfD's (United States mother fucking Dollars).
With Loving Regards
The Chemical Brothers of DSG, M&W
